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Thursday, January 24th, 2008
2:16 pm - Room For Rent in Dulwich Hill
Medium-sized room available in spacious 2 bedroom house.
Share with easy-going 21 year old female with a copious amount of shoes.
Other interests include music, dvds, cooking, goon & shenatigens.

* $125 per week
* $540 bond (upfront)
* close to Dulwich Hill shops & Hurlstone Park station
* 10 min busride to Newtown from doorstep
* cable internet, foxtel & home phone facilities
* totally pimpin' loungeroom with a ridiculously comfy leopard print couch and grand piano

Room available from 31/01/08

Contact Emily on 0421160288

current mood: optimistic

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Tuesday, October 24th, 2006
10:23 am
Here are some pics of my jacket that was taken on Saturday night at the Furr fashion show.

I'm offering a $50 reward for its return with no questions asked.

For more details refer to my last post.





Thanks again :)

Emily

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Monday, October 23rd, 2006
4:03 am - Lost jacket at Furr Fashion Show
Hey everyone,

Did anyone happen to pick up a female Cyberdog cyber pinstripe jacket at the Furr fashion show on the weekend? I left it on top of my bag right near the dancefloor (with a few other bags) at the beginning of Steve's dj set and came back a few songs later to find it gone but my bag intact.

This jacket has alot of sentimental value to me, and I would be willing to offer a reward with no questions asked, I dont care who took it - it was most likely a mistake, it just happens to be my favourite jacket. :( To save you trouble I can come and get it personally or you could give it to someone on my friends list.

If anyone has any information could you please message me.

Thanks :)

Emily

P/s - Erik brought up a great idea, if anyone can be bothered re-posting this in their journals it would be greatly appreciated, means we might be able to broaden the search :D

current mood: curious

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Monday, May 15th, 2006
9:23 am - Hey everyone
Just though i'd remind you that my birthday celebrations are on Friday night.
Due to recent weather im no longer doing Passion In The Park, so just come along to the Townie (next to Newtown Station) anytime after 8:30pm. :)
There will be beer and cleavage, oh yes.

In other news, im no longer a teenager and moved house to Newtown yesterday. All in all, it wasnt a bad move and i am so lucky to have friends like [info]chaotic_avatar, [info]the_great_gnu and [info]journal_addict who helped us move. Thanks so much guys! Your help and stimulating conversation is greatly appreciated! Only issue is the rental truck kinda messed up the bumper of a car, stupid narrow newtown streets, but between 5 people the damage shouldnt be too expensive. Woo, leaving the country in only 2 weeks! :D Cant wait.

current mood: tired

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Tuesday, February 7th, 2006
12:54 pm - Thats right bizaches...
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A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever

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...*chortlechortle*...

But onto more serious subjects, my work is hiring right now. To quote [info]xenthar -

Does anyone either have or know anyone with the skills/qualifications to do the following jobs?

Presentation in tv studios - eg ad breaks, interaction with directors etc)
EVS Editor
Audio Operator for tv

I don't know much about these positions myself, but i can find out more. they are entry level so far, and the pay isn't brilliant, but it's a start.

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Saturday, January 28th, 2006
2:04 pm - *drools all over self*
...WANT.



That is all.

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Tuesday, January 17th, 2006
9:50 am
Been a while since i updated, but this is definately worthy.
Check out the Sim [info]hexyhex made of me!
The similarities are really rather uncanny.



Thats me lecturing [info]ozgenre about spatulas.

Read more... )

current mood: amused
current music: Photocopier

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Tuesday, May 10th, 2005
2:52 pm - Woo yeah!
Why hello!

For those who havent seen my last post, or for those who need reminding...

My birthday party is this saturday night!

It's from 6pm onwards and my house is located at 38 Horton Street in Marrickville.
Refer to my last post for a map.

If you have any queries or troubles i am always contactable on 0421160288 or 95905998.
I wont be contactable on emily.fischer@team.ozemail.com.au on either Wednesday or Friday of this week, so for any other times emails should be sent to broken_fixed66@hotmail.com.

Cheers!

~x~X~x~Emily~x~X~x~

P/S - YAY FOR INTERNET AT WORK (finally)!

current music: Hold music makes emily go something something...

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Thursday, March 10th, 2005
8:51 pm - Think positive thoughts, think positive thoughts...
*Crawls out of hole*

Hmmm... i think im going to buy the new Prodigy album and shove it up my ass.
May be an improvement. To the music i mean =P Seeing them play "Out Of Space" was good though.

Anyone into swedish influenced metal should make their way to the Lansdowne this saturday night.

Inane Eminence, Switchblade, Kania, Vaticide and Aeturnus Dominion and its for FREE!

And now for a weird and interesting fact of the week:

Ive been feeding my new flatmate [info]asrei powdered mashed potato and shes grown breasts.

Let this be a lesson to all of you!

*nod*

P/s - I miss the chloe. :(

*Crawls back into hole*

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Wednesday, January 5th, 2005
10:41 pm
My friend Gavin took some photos of me the other day and thought i might share some of them with youze!

Go and check out more of his work at www.gavincato.com.



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current mood: content
current music: Muse - Muscle Museum

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Friday, October 29th, 2004
7:49 pm - READERS BEWARE!
Emily now has cable internet... and she's not afraid to use it!

Mwahahaha.....hahahaha....hahahaha...ha!

*boing*

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Tuesday, September 28th, 2004
1:31 pm - Bored and at work...
Email me peoples!

emily.fischer@team.ozemail.com.au

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Wednesday, September 1st, 2004
10:02 am
Hi!

Finally... i have recovered. My night was pretty much summed up in one sentence i said to one of my housemates about [info]phalnax's birthday celebrations on Saturday night... "i cant believe i didnt get alcohol poisoning!".

I drunk around 4 and a half litres of goon... a half a bottle of bourbon... everyone elses drinks at the club on at Taylors (namely [info]whippedscream who reminded me) and those i had bought for me... quite a few im guessing, though i cant really remember. So yeah, you can imagine... the next day was rather hellish and consisted of something ive never had happen to me before... i was actually sick from a hangover. Ive never spewed the next day... ever. And i think you all know just how drunk i can get.

So yeah, i remember a blow up sheep doll... and drawing obscenities in permanent texter on one of Drew's flatmate... anyone care to remind me of what else i did??

Actually wait, i take that back. =P

P/s - Four interviews today, wooo.

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Friday, August 27th, 2004
4:47 pm
Woo yeah, i just got fired.

Anyones work hiring?

Pleaseeeeee get back to me.

P/ S - Good aspect is they thought i was doing a good job, but dont think having a receptionist is necessary i.e they dont think theres enough work... so theyre redirecting it to everyone else in the company... poor buggers... ive been pretty flat-out with the workload myself.

current mood: annoyed

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Monday, August 23rd, 2004
10:27 am
So yeah, two men from Alcatel walked into reception earlier on today anticipating a meeting with the two directors of the company... and what do i do? Tell one of the directors that two men from Alcohol are here... Hahaha... *shakes head*

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a Secretive Dairy Farmer
in a past life.

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Wednesday, August 18th, 2004
4:03 pm
I think today is the epitomy of all "meh" days.

Note: Im not even wearing make-up... and i just volunteered to be ~the voice of the company~ (when you call up and are on hold etc.) to get out of filing. I hate my voice, now im going to have to hear it everytime i ring in late. Blah.

Want.to.go.home.

P/S - A very big thankyou goes out to [info]v3nu5 for helping me with my resume again. :)

P/P/S - Going to this tomorrow night: http://www.thesoftmachine.org/thenoise/index.htm with [info]aphua and my good friend Austin after munching and goony goodness at my house. Yay for drunken cooking!

current mood: meh...........................

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Monday, August 16th, 2004
10:17 am
Why hello...

Most of you havent heard from me in a while, i havent really been up to much... been way too poor. I bought a Playstation 2 lastweek and have been playing Tombraider III and Kingdom Hearts (its so cute) ever since.

My work got me kinda plastered on Friday night... ok, i lie, i got me rather plastered, with the encouragement of my co-workers *wink* hehe. Was thinking of going to Die Maschine on Saturday night, but i got way too lazy and it got way too cold so i continued with the gluing of myself to the television. So yeah, highlight of the weekend, [info]xenthar and [info]chuppa coming to visit me! It had been way too long. :)

Oh yeah, another guy at Central on Friday night thought i was a) a prostitute or b) stupid enough to want to get in his car. I just dont get it, they look at me as though they recognise me.

I want one of these:



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current mood: bored

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Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
2:30 pm - badger badger badger badger, mushroom MUSHROOM!
It all started with eggplants. Eggplants were always the left out vegetable, say... 4-5 years ago. That damn popular carrot, its even orange... ([info]agent_aubergine pointed out that orange is the opposition to aubergine on the colour wheel and should be stopped at all costs). But as time passes i am plagued with new disregarded and underappreciated things, so -ladies and gentlemen- i am here today to speak to you about a utensil known as... the spork. Well not really, i think [info]xenthar has elaborated on it quite adequately... I am just here to spam you with my pro-sporkism.

LONG LIVE THE SPORK!!!



And now i shall leave you with Lunachick's Lyrics...

"Spork"

Well, I got a spork, and I'm in my skorts,
I'm havin a spritzer, and I can see the moon,
My gauchos feel good,
I'm havin some Brunch,
but this question keep comin' up!

IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON

SPORK!
SPORK!
SPORK!

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Psst! Keep youre eye out for my seductive webcam sporking. Have to go home and hook up my computer tonight. ;-p

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Wednesday, August 4th, 2004
2:26 pm - In case any of you were wondering...
Im moving house this weekend - into [info]arradius's old room in Marrickville. Now that i live in Sydney, you'd all better come visit me!!! Im a 2 minute busride from Newtown station and 5 minute walk from The Vic on the Park, and i expect alot more kidnapping from my beloved [info]methedras and [info]aphua! *nod*. But yeah, its such a cool room... bright purple with nice floorboards and a black antique fireplace. Oh and you know what else?... NO PUPPIES THAT EAT ALL MY STUFF!! Though admitedly, by the end of living with 3 dogs i didnt mind if they ate my stuff, only the stuff that id borrowed from people.

So yeah, weekend went a little something like this:

Friday night: Went to The Green Square Hotel to see [info]sevrin's band Shadowmill, got nicely drunk, and even boogied my ass off to New Project (despite the keyboardist's somewhat amusing constant attempt at "the blank"... hahaha hey, atleast it saved me the effort). And then we were off to Blinky-poo, where everything seemed to start going wrong (curse you full moon!). A large portion of it was spent being all emo on my part, and the rest was spent making sure my boy was ok after him and two friends were ambushed by 9 homies with weapons near Town Hall. He got punched in the face and damaged the inside of his mouth, so his wisdom teeth now have to come out, and my other friend probably has a broken jaw, no one has been able to get in contact with him since to confirm. Alot of other shit happened as well, but theres no point going into it I suppose.

Saturday night: Went to my exes 21st drinks in Mosman, which ended out being really good, hadn’t caught up with that crowd for agesss. And then went to see Tourettes at the Manly Fishos with my Forest Crew and [info]scorpiogrrl and afterwards headed to the Steyne… god that place sucks balls… but I made the most of it.

And whats with guys in cars thinking im either a) a prostitute or b) stupid enough to want to get into their car. In the last month atleast four guys have done this to me. Three at bus stops (on both sides of the bridge), and one waiting for my boyfriend outside a convenient store. If I was wearing a mini skirt and fishnet… yeah ok… but each time this happens to me im wearing really rather conservative clothing. So i must just look like a trashy whore all the time… Hahaha, eggcellent. =P

Oh and before I forget - this is your boyfriend.
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Heh heh heh. *grins*

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Wednesday, July 28th, 2004
12:28 pm - What.the.fuck.
I just reached into my wallet and pulled out the illustrious weekly rail ticket that mysteriously ran away from me on Monday. This makes no sense. I checked it over atleast 10 times, James checked it atleast 4-5 times himself. *sulk*

Went to Electric Six again lastnight with [info]aphua, [info]nocturama_ and [info]belladonna1982. Met up with [info]zotty, [info]whippedscream and [info]shes_hitt inside, and had an absolute ball!! And woah, go Emily's self-control of mindless drinking - i can actually remember all of it! Heh heh heh.

In other news, i dont know why im posting this because i doubt anyone would want to live so far away from Sydney, but...

Two Rooms for Rent in Hazelbrook

dirt cheap rent (still confirming amount)
• Fairly large rooms
• 1 min walk from the station
• Huge backyard
• Parking in driveway
• Big living room between you (inc. furniture)

Due to work, I will be moving out as soon as possible and need someone to take my room. There’s another room, which is the same size, that is also available. You will be sharing with my easy-going, down-to-earth 24-year old sister, Rebecca, and unbelievably cute dogs. If you’re interested, come and have a look.

Phone Rebecca on 0422041874

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